
So England played rubbish at Headingley, huh? Australia beat them with two days to spare. It's great, almost like having Sir Steven's (we are not worthy; we are not worthy) team back again. But why? They beat us at Lords, almost beat us at Edgbaston and managed the flukiest of flukey draws at Cardiff so they aren't a terrible side. In short, we know England are capable of beating us.
Well, I have the scoop ... it may be that their collective beauty sleep was interrupted. Rumour has it that at roughly 5am on the morning of the first day of the Headingley test (Friday 7th) the fire alarm in the England team's hotel went off and the boys had to stand out on the street, with all the other guests, for an hour or so while the issue was resolved.
Well, I have the scoop ... it may be that their collective beauty sleep was interrupted. Rumour has it that at roughly 5am on the morning of the first day of the Headingley test (Friday 7th) the fire alarm in the England team's hotel went off and the boys had to stand out on the street, with all the other guests, for an hour or so while the issue was resolved.
Can't you just imagine them all on the pavement, in their matching cream pyjamas with anti-Mr Bingle symbols on them? And I bet little Andy wears fluffy bunny slippers :-)
For you any of you wondering, No I was not in Leeds at 5am on Friday morning - I didn't arrive until Saturday - but evidently there is an Aussie in Leeds somewhere that needs paying handsomely.
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