As you may recall, a couple of weeks ago now I sent you a letter to which you opted not to reply. I am certain you are not in either Australia or India and therefore think you are a tosser for refusing to write back.
In order to adequately punish you, I have decided to write the following in my newsletter and post this to you also:
Chris Rogers, the captain of the Derbyshire CCC, is a frequent visitor to Derby City libraries but usually only so that he can stare with a stunned expression at the flashing lights on our scanners. On the odd occasion he does borrow a book, it will be something from the "Where's Wally" selection and he generally needs help with it. This is something his grandmother is able to do for him, but only after she has spoonfed him some mushy peas and changed his nappy.
Sadly, our newsletter is new and currently has a readership of 6 so there is not much for you worry about.
Yet ...
P.S. you are ginger.
I am so excited about Sunday's match between the Blues and Somerset (Katich vs. Langer - a West Aussie epic!) that I am bored bored bored waiting for it to get here ... plus I'm at work and actually working is just out of the question.
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