Monday, 12 October 2009

How Graeme Swann joined Little Andy S on the list of cricketers who deserve to be smacked

Denying the Holocaust insults Jews.

Pointing at a Hindu with the forefinger of the right hand could be considered insulting.

Depicting Mohammed as a suicide bomber is bound to insult Muslims.

Telling an atheist you will pray for him/her will probably cause insult.

Reminding Christians that Jesus was a Jew and probably never actually died on the cross in the first place can be seen as somewhat insulting.

Likewise, imitating our cricketers in order to take the piss out of them WILL cause insult to Australians.



Graeme Swann - I'm hunting you down ...

11 thoughts on this post:

Christopher Poshin David said...

Well...I am a huge fan of Swann specially the things like this that he does...I really do find it funny seeing him imitating Binga. After all I am a Notts fan you know....

Psych Babbler said...

Hahaha...can he really pull it off though?

Oh...and I didn't know the Hindu thing...me being brought up hindu and all... :P Oh well, you learn something new everyday!

Sidthegnomenator said...

I don't know if it's true for everyone, but a Hindu girl I work with told me. I remember thinking it would be so easy for me to offend that way.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Poshin, you're a Notts fan?? Oh dear.

Leela said...

Pointing at a Hindu with the forefinger of the right hand could be considered insulting.

That's a wierd one.
:-)
Are you sure she wasn't teasing you?

Sidthegnomenator said...

It's possible, Leela - I'll have to ask her! I hope listing it didn't offend anyone :-)

Purna said...

I'll help you hunt him down Sid. I really dislike the guy!

Anonymous said...

I have had a smack list for ages, but it only consists of Graeme Swann written 10 times.

He is so entirely stuffed full of himself. I don't normally dislike English cricketers, but Swann is a w**ker of the highest order.

Sorry I have to write as anonymous but for some reason your menu won't let me choose anything else.

Anonymous said...

!!! I call him Binny the Binhead.

Purna said...

Sid, what do you have your comment thing set as? Maybe I can help you fix it. Because I would really like to be friends with this Anon. I like those who dislike Swann..a lot!

Sidthegnomenator said...

I have it set to let anyone post comments, so I can't understand why Anon can't post.

I am quite enjoying calling him/her Anon though. I'm getting the hang of it.

@Anon - can you set up a google account and have your username as Anon? That would be cool. I really don't understand why you can't post and google has no ideas ... but then they never do.