Mitchy Ponders his rubbish-ness and Ponting ponders his bowels

 ... thanks to Purna for sending me these.

Why oh why can't I bowl as good as Nathan? I might have to inappropriately fondle him later and hope the greatness rubs off.

Ooh, last night's curry isn't sitting too well ...

Ponting: "You being a Victorian and me being a Tasmanian, we don't have much of a chance here, but let's chat and laugh and make it look like we know what we're doing, ok? That West Aussie, Mussey, will be out here soon and then we can relax."