Sunday, 29 November 2009

The Punter Files


Hhhmmm ... should I play Hauritz or not? What if I do and he plays well ... that bloody Oval test will come up again ...? Nah, he's not that good. I'll let him play, just to keep his mum happy.


 
Godammit! He's smacking that ball about like ... well, like me ... he might even get a half century here ... shit!


 
Jesus, he's meant to be getting smacked about, not cleaning up the tail end; he's meant to be out in the wilds of the boundary, getting ignored; I'm meant to be happier than this - we're winning; I'm meant to be smiling and cheering; I'm meant to be in colour!




 Oh, there we go ... still not smiling though ... it is only the West Indies and I'm scared of Chris Gayle. He wants to beat me up.




OK, there you are ... a little smile ... only because Hilfy got Player of the Match, not bloody Hauritz.
This is very painful, this smiling business. I think I'll stop now.

8 thoughts on this post:

Leela said...

This is strange... this shouldn't be bothering me... but clearly it does.
Why is Ponting not smiling at all these days?

Purna said...

He needs a smiling coach.

Sidthegnomenator said...

It is odd, which is why I had to do this ... even the actual smile looks forced. What is going on?

wescoredover600incardiff said...

Hahaha that's hilarious. Thank god in "real life" Punter has obviously taken NMH to his heart now.

wescoredover600incardiff said...

Oh and we are going to see Bolly. And maybe, just maybe, The Klint. Stuey got ignored again. That'll have been it for him I guess.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Yep, it's over for Stuey I fear. "Clint" did play well in India, so we'll be watching him.

Som said...

Punter would smile more if he comes across this blog:)

Sidthegnomenator said...

Thanks, Som. I'm working on it, but he is still ignoring my thrice daily emails and nightly phone calls.