Saturday, 19 December 2009

Chris Broad is a nonce

First, if you have been in a bubble for the last few days and haven't seen the fallout over the Peppa Pig lunch box go here: The Peppa Pig Wars

Since this incident, the players in question have been thrown over a rack and whipped repeatedly with banana skins. Benn now has a cult following of people trying to free him from his fate. If you would like to sign the petition (started by Jrod) you can do so here: FREE SULIEMAN BENN

In Adelaide, Big Dougie B was taken aside and tongue-lashed for, erm, kicking the ground too hard (?) ... also by Chris Broad.

And now Shane Watson has been smacked heartily, also by mean Mr Broad, because he got a bit too excited in his celebration of Chris Gayle's wicket. Isn't he supposed to get excited? What exactly is the problem?

Does anyone else think Chris Broad is behaving like an aged school teacher who just can't deal with today's unruly teens?

4 thoughts on this post:

samir said...

Yes. Broad is a twat.

Purna said...

Broad should really fine Ritzy for that haircut :P.

Sidthegnomenator said...

I think the haircut is quite sexy!

Broad has a great rollicking stick up his arse. I don't actually know what a "nonce" is, but I am sure it is a synonymous with "twat".

I have now watched SHane Watson celebration about 6 times and I really can't see what was wrong with it. The Peppa Pig lunchbox situation was far worse and certainly reprimands were in order, but fining and banning? Settle, Chris, settle.

And Dougie B ... well, he gets a bit carried away like anyone else. Shouldn't we celebrate such passion? If he swore at the umpire, maybe he could be in trouble, but otherwise just chill.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Forgive the typos - I've just stumbled out of bed on a snowy sunday morning to find we won.

I'm happy but I'm lazy and didn't bother to reread that comment above.