Monday, 14 December 2009

Chris Gayle is terrified of My Nathan

He was last seen cowering in a corner (wearing socks designed by Flintoff incidentally - read into that what you will) with tears in his eyes saying "I'm not scared of King Nate, really I'm not".

When word leaked to the Australian media, however, he was confronted by a journalist from the West Australian and poor Gayle's pride got the better of him. Claiming My Lord's bowling is no better than his own is a huge insult, since Gayle proved in Brisbane he can barely bat let alone bowl, but My Nathan is not at all concerned.

He doesn't have a good record in Perth, it's true, but now he has his secret doosra ... plus he's planning on putting a pile of red ants in Gayle's box right before he heads out to bat.

4 thoughts on this post:

Christopher Poshin David said...

Your Nathan? You practically own him nowadays don't you?

Sidthegnomenator said...

There's still room on my smack list, you know Poshin. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - he is mine, he just doesn't know it yet.

Purna said...

It will be brilliant if Nathan gets his wicket too. Although that will mean we will have to watch the Whayle bat for a while.

Sidthegnomenator said...

I hope My Lord comes out and shows Big Chris up big time on this.

I'm not convinced he will, though.