My Lord has a groin injury.
It would be so easy to claim that my dearest Christmas wish had come to fruition and that I am somehow responsible for the sore groin.
How I wish it were true, but sadly it's not.
Sigh ...
Forget my Amazon wishlist; forget all the hints I've been dropping; I want one of these for Christmas:
Please, Santa ...?

7 thoughts on this post:
What did you do to him Sid?!
He really is kinda cute, ya know.
And I promise to look after him, I'll feed him and walk him every day. I know an offy is not just for Christmas :-)
Very nice photo of him, he is cute, and amongst the idiots of the bowling attack, always seems like he has a brain as well!
What Lou says :D
And blue suits him well.
"I know an offy is not just for Christmas :-)"
ROFL
And love him and hug him and kiss him and play with him and make him score 75 on nightwatchman duty.
That worked a treat, didn't it?
I won't be happy with anything less than 100 next time though.
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