Just because you're a match-fixing, pie-eating, shagging-anything-that-moves fat bastard who was washed up by the age of 35 don't assume the same of me. I got 134 not out. Fucking eat that.
Mike
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Dear Mike or Dave or whichever fucking Hussey you are,
You got lucky, you decrepit old git. The sooner they replace you, the better. After all, a batsman is supposed to be able to bat, you know. If you play in the next Ashes series, I'll make a comeback in the test series that follows. I'm going to email Big Merve and Twat Hildy every day about dropping you.
And if you think you'll be joining me in the Poker Ashes, you can piss off. We like to play with people who have personality.
Shane
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Listen up, Fatty
You may be a minor celebrity in the UK, where the only spinner they have is A git with a pear shaped head, but over here - where there are plenty of real cricketers to choose from - people don't give a shit what you think. As if Merve and Hildy would listen to you. And don't assume that just because that moron we call a Prime Minister wants you to make a comeback, we all do - as if Australia would ever want you back you fat fuck. Stick to playing poker, arsehole.
Mike ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR
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To Sir Boring Old Fart,
At least I have personality enough to go on TV; when you retire, the best you can hope for is a job shaving Katich's back and whitening Mitchy's teeth. You make Andrew Strauss look like a stand up comedian. And I may have put a little weigh on since I retired, but I'm still the best cricketer in my family - unlike you. Even Mitchy's a better batsman than you and he's a bowler!
Shane God of Bowlers Warne
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To Fat Bastard,
Get over the fact that there are more West Aussies in the Australian side that Victorians and admit you were wrong already - I am years from retirement. Because I'm thin, fit, energetic and healthy. You don't even know what those words mean.
And I'm much better than Dave. Mummy always said so.
Mike Western Australian Legend Hussey
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You might be a legend in Western Australia mate (although even that's doubtful), but the rest of the cricketing world will forget you in a day. Retire already you old fart!
Shane.
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Fuck off, Fatty.
Mike
4 thoughts on this post:
So I take it, you don't rate Warne high at all :-) For the fact that he is a Victorian :-) :-)
Very funny, Sid. Like the stolen Waugh comment.
Much as I like Hussey, I agree with Fatty. I don't see how we can keep hold of North, Huss and Punter at this rate and even hope to compete in the A...., not to mention Pakistan in England. Asif may eat us alive again in the right conditions.
@Tifosi, I love Warne. But nobody is safe on here. Especially Victorians.
@Lou, my feelings on The Muss change all the time; I am a big fan but I think he is getting on ... but then he goes and gets 134 and I'm all proud and West Aussie again ...
Looking forward to Pakistan in England. Hoping to at least get to a tour match or two.
P.S. Lou - have always loved that barb at Waugh and couldn't help using it here; seemed perfect.
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