I always swore I was never going to do this, but since I do a great deal of my blogging at work it's only a matter of time before I get fired. When that happens, I'll be relying on you lot to keep me in Sky TV, internet access and food (or, possibly, beer and Lars Frederiksen CDs).
So here's a little spiel I was asked to copy and paste from www.dartboarddecorations.com:
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Are you getting bored with darts? Still using that plain and embarrassing old dartboard?
Ashamed when your mates come round?
Bloody hell, I would be.
Why not spruce up your game by giving players something to aim at? Let's be honest, wouldn't you rather chuck darts at this?
or this?
We have a huge selection of target faces to choose from, ranging from the ever popular Andrew Strauss and Graem Swann ($500.00 each) right down to Shane Watson and Mike Hussey ($1.50 each), for those days when the frustration of watching a lump of wood or a pensioner with a bat just gets too much (because who hasn't been there?).
ALL BUDGETS CATERED FOR!
At the top end of the scale, you can have Jacque Kallis or Graeme Smith (extra charges apply as they are so wide); Stuart Broad (extra charges apply to cover the cost of the designer makeup he wears) or for that extra special evening, why not try our interactive Harby target - he sledges you every time you throw (not suitable for children or the elderly or Indian supporters).
For that little cheat in you, try putting your mates off their game by blinding them with our Herschelle Gibbs Shirtless or Nathan Hauritz in Shorts targets; or to be really cruel,
this:
This week only we are offering the
***PAKISTAN TEST SPECIAL***
For a limited time only, what true blue Aussie supporter doesn't want to throw darts at this right now?
This picture can be on your dart board tomorrow, for only 99c (beer and postage included)
GET YOURS NOW!!
Simply email us at angrylittledwarf@whythehelldidyoubat.com.au
Dartboard Decorations ltd is a subsidiary of Ponting Pisstake Productions ltd
7 thoughts on this post:
I would like the Strauss and Swann dartboards please, along with the Biff one. If I get a Shahid Afridi one as well will I get a discount? Is an Afridi one even available or is this just for test players?
What? Afridi? Throw a dozen in my direction please!!!
I'll also take as many KPs as you have!
(is this the official "players you hate" blog post?)
Oh I would also like to order Flintoffs for my entire family, if possible with Hughes on the backside.
Freddy in the Jesus pose if you please. I'll try and get triples into his finger, the big ego maniac.
Poor Punter, now he has 2 reasons to thank Kamran Akmal. Dropped the test match for the Pakistan team and also is the only player to look more horrible in photos than Punter.
And good evans, your Nathan has done it again.
Standing by an earlier comment on an earlier post in which I said that I don't hate anybody. There are one or two people who annoy me, though.
Punter I go up and down on. He's down at the Mo. And I do actually like both Watto and the Muss, but everybody's fair game around here (even My Lord at times).
P.S. How could I not have put Freddie on here?
Well human brains tend to suppress memories that are too atrocious to bear hehe.
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