Tuesday, 16 February 2010

The awards they don't talk about at the AB Medal event.

So, Twatto won the AB Medal - like we didn't see that coming. But did you see these coming?

And the winner is ...

Rhianna Ponting - the "I'm really bending my knees" award

 
Michelle Clarke - the "Oh my God, I married a giant" award

 
Lara Bingle - the "How fake is my tan?" award

Katrina Quaine - the "How fake is my hair colour?" award

 
Hayley Rich Bracken - the "How fake is everything else ...?" award

 
Amy Hussey - the "Whole roll of dress tape" award

 
Jessica Bratich - the "Only brunette in the room" award (not strictly true, but I'm tactfully ignoring the other one)

And finally ...

 
 Tegan and Doug Bollinger - the "We're the most normal couple in town" award - thank god someone here looked normal!

17 thoughts on this post:

Thiru Cumaran said...

How dare you suggest that Michelle Clark is actually Michelle Clarke????? :P

Also, are my eyes playing tricks on me or is Haley Rich Bracken just barely covering her 'puppies'? :P

Mock Wah Steam Wah said...

aaah.. i was waiting for the awards they don't talk about.

missjane said...

HA - nice work Sid. Although I admit, that extra 'e' confused me, too.

And Thiru she designed it herself, so, even worse, it's self inflicted. Apparently she's entering a Mrs World competition... certainly helping raise the profile, there.

I vote we start a Tegan Bollinger fan club. I wonder how many WAGs stayed home rather than face that scrutiny; you rock Tegan.

Christopher Poshin David said...

I feel Wato deserves it.....

But this is some article.....I like it :)

BTW - Lara Bingle = Ugly

Lou said...

The Bollingers look delightfully cuddly, can't say that about many of the others!

Ms Bracken looks like she mistook the awards night for an interview at a lap-dancing club. Put them away, love.

MJ and his partner are the cutest as always.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Ooh, did I miss an "e" ... sorry. I always get Clarke and Clark mixed up ... Mrs Bracken isn't covering a great deal there, is she?

@Poshe - Watto definitely deserved it, was not a surprise at all.

@missjane and Lou - where was Mrs Katich? Haven't seen any pics of Georgie at all. Am I looking in the wrong place. And yes, doesn't Tegan Bollie just look like a normal human being, rather than a lap-dance Barbie?

Lou said...

Georgie and Simon Katich are usually up there with Bratich and her lad for a cute couple. Where was she?

Wes said...

KLINGER.
But alright this post is not about cricket.
Frau Bracken = ex Miss Texas?
Agreement on Mitch and Brat, black is beautiful.
Tegan is a tad too heavy for my taste but she and Bolly look just cuuuuuute.
Come on Sid show us Frau Hauritz. I've never had a close look at her.

Seventoes fails again

5thBoWLeR said...

Hey i have blogg rolled u
can u do the same
cheers,

Wes said...

Forgot to subscribe d'oh
Forgot something else, but ah well

Psych Babbler said...

Rofl!!! I noticed this some years ago...how almost all the Aussie cricketers had blonde girls. Made me lose hope then! :p But yeah, the Bollingers look the most normal. And I hate the Bingle and looks like Ms Bracks is on that list as well...fake as!

Sidthegnomenator said...

Will do 5th bowler ...

Wes, what are you subscribing to?

Som said...

My sympathy goes to Michelle Clarke. Every time she looks at Stuey'e eyes, she must be keeping a muscle-pain ointment handy.

Wes said...

Sid, the comments.

Purna said...

What is wrong with Lara Bingle's breasts??!!

Sidthegnomenator said...

Oh I see ... I just thought you were going a bit dippy :-)

5th bowler - where did you go?

Wes said...

I am, Sid, I am :P