Can't get tickets for this year's Boxing Day test? Afraid the tickets you have will seat you with the freaky Barmy Army? Or just can't afford the fuckers to beign with? Do I have a solution for you ...
Pop on over to the Sofitel hotel in central Melbourne. I have it on good authority that the urinals in the men's bathroom on the 6th floor give a nice view of the MCG. So you don't actually need to buy tickets.
You just have to drink enough to pee for 4 - 5 days.
And you might need strong glasses.
And a penis.
Come to think of it, it's the 4th test so we'll have won the Ashes back by then anyway. I think I'll just watch it on TV.
3 thoughts on this post:
"Come to think of it, it's the 4th test so we'll have won the Ashes back by then anyway. I think I'll just watch it on TV."
...no denial of requirement no.3 Sid? :)
I'm not denying I have bad eyesight either :-P
....I think people will be more interested in your other no-denial :)
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