Monday, 8 March 2010

Bingle's Breasts trump international cricket

We have been asked to respect Pup's privacy.

Piss right off.

The guy has gone home from New Zealand because his shy and retiring missus flashed her breasts to a footballer a couple of years back and the picture has just been published.

Sorry, but I don't care.

A divorce; a death in the family; lack of golf; a birth; your pet pig learning to fly - these are all valid reasons for the vice-captain of an international cricket team to leave in the middle of a tour and go home. Having a slapper for a girlfriend is not on the list.

I hope we sweep the reast of the series without him and they give his vice-captaincy to Bloody Vic Cam White. And, coming from me, that's saying something.

9 thoughts on this post:

Wes said...

Ahahahaha give it to him!!!
Great headline *lol*
I was thinking exactly the same, I mean wtf?? He flashes his breasts all the time, what a sexist person.

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Lou said...

Pile of nonsense if I've ever heard it. Is he setting a precedent here that anytime the Bingle creates a fuss in the media (and she will lets face it) he roars off home to comfort her? Some captain material. Not.

God, what a pair of overpaid, over-rated, utterly classless bogans.

Sidthegnomenator said...

It's completely ridiculous. She needs to realise that she is with an international sportsman and sometimes her silly problems have to take a back seat to that. He needs to step up and start taking his job seriously. And all this after he publicly dissed Roy for the fishing incident.

I have a little advice for Lara: if you don't want someone to publish topless photos of you DON'T POSE TOPLESS FOR ANYONE!

missjane said...

Well, I agree with both Lou and Mark Waugh concerning Clarky's propensity to duck home now and then and his potential fitness for FAC, and Sid's comment re Lara realising what he does and perhaps she could wait a coupla weeks to sue someone... altho that is possibly a little old school.

However, according to Lara (I know, devil's advocate today) she didn't give Fev permission, got upset when he took it and he said he'd deleted it.

As to her intelligence in trusting Fev to delete a naked picture (come to that, trusting any man to delete a naked picture), well, not much to say there. Let alone the fact that, if I remember rightly, he was married at the time...

Anyway, I think it'll be a very interesting test case re privacy etc, particularly given the amount of phone images that end up on the web. I admit I admire her courage in going through with it.

Lou said...

Punter, who I have never thought of as having any class, is starting to look almost statesman like next to Clarke.

Wes said...

Ts ts ts. It is starting to amuse me royally.

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Sidthegnomenator said...

@Miss Jane - You are in Devil's advocate mode lately, aren't you? I don't mind, good for chat on here ...

@Lou - between Punter and Mitchy, I don't know if I'm coming or going lately. And where's My Lord? I'm missing him. No wonder I'm starting to eye up a Kiwi and say good things about a Bloody Vic.

Lou said...

missjane, do you really think it will come to court? Sounds like a big media beat-up for publicity.

The Age is naughtily insinuating that Punter doesn't want Dog near the team till he has sorted the mess out.

Ian said...

Haha. Want 'Dog' near the team.

It's for the better, don't get a guy back in the side until he's focused on the job. Ah well, media make it bigger than it is.