Student: James Hopes
Class: Walking for Beginners
Dear Cricket Australia,
Please excuse Jimmy from any responsibilities he has, or may have been given, in the T20 side for the World Cup in April as the stupid bastard has injured himself again. He also will have to miss the IPL, but since that was really just about proving his worth for the T20 world cup, I guess it doesn't matter that much. Jimmy really has to stop doing this, doesn't he? He is in his early 30s. Please note, I have had a discussion with the Queensland Bulls management, and it has been agreed that this is all the fault of the Victorians.
Dr Antivick
3 thoughts on this post:
I actually feel sorry for the poor bugger.
Bloody Vics.
I know, Jimmeh just can't seem to keep healthy. When he does play, he plays damn well - maybe he just puts so much into each match it strains his muscles?
Oh, I knew they couldn't have won by regular means! Bloody Vics.
He should go to Watson's physio... oh, *wait...*
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