Tuesday, 18 May 2010

The other trophies given out at the World Cup final

 The "Oh shit, I'm going to lose my job" trophy

 The "Fuck, I want to smack Graeme Swann" trophy (so many contenders for this one)

 The "Do they seriously still think he's an all-rounder?" trophy

 The "Please don't accidentally injured Nasser, because he's a wanker, during the toss" trophy

 The "I'm celebrating harder than everyone else to over compensate for the fact that I'm not actually English" trophy

 The "Who'da thought a smelly old tramp would be able to bowl so well?" trophy

 The "I'm so in the closet" trophy

The "I can't believe anyone is actually shorter than me" trophy

The "That's hilarious, because I thought I was the only one who wanted to smack Swann" trophy


And finally ... the joint "Pretending to be mates for the cameras then poking each other with sticks afterwards" trophy

5 thoughts on this post:

Purna said...

Clarke and Colly also got really close after the match was over. I am worried for Clarke. I think Ricky will beat him up when he gets back.

Stani Army said...

Why didn't Watto get one for being a child?

...or was Haddin knocking him over and him handing England victory with his bowling enough?

Sidthegnomenator said...

Watto got the one about not really being an all-rounder. I was looking for a nice pic of the bruise of Hads' waist, proving the ball had come off his hip not the bat, but couldn't find one.

Stani Army said...

Nooo Sid. I was talking about when Haddin and Watson went up for the same catch and Haddin steam-rolled him. It was brilliant. He sat there sulking and Haddin didnt even look back, let alone pick him up! No one likes you Shane.

Sidthegnomenator said...

You really don't like Watson much do you? I do like him as an opener, but I know what you mean about that sulky baby face when things don't go his way. Remember the running cock up with Katich (was it Sydney?)? He was not happy to be the one out!