To: paul.collingwood@englandshouldbeusedtorain.com
From: chris.gayle@gotyouagainengland.com
Yo, Collers
Sorry, man - we did it to you again. I was always going to put you in to bat first if I won the toss, because I could see that rain coming and you know I like to do as little work as possible. I live round here, remember? Knowing what the weather's like, that's called home turf advantage man. Just like the jiggly breasted dancing women.
Duckworth Lewis doesn't really work in T20 and until the useless bastards at the ICC do something about it, I'll take advantage of it as often as I can. You would have done the same thing if you'd won the toss ... and if you were smart enough to think of it. Which you probably aren't because you're ginger.
I don't know why you don't just chill, anyway, man. Your foreigners put on a swish batting display. If you do it again today, you'll be sweet.
Peace, my ginger friend. And stop whinging already.
Chris
3 thoughts on this post:
Sid,
Poor colly's batting stint was comic enough. Did you catch the ball where he attempted the dilscoop, only to miss it.
The ball went straight onto the side of his helmet.. man it was hilarious
I am so annoyed that England are through! Utter nonsense! When will it stop raining so teams can't get lucky anymore!
Purna, I was worried it would rain during Aust v. Bangas last night ... with our total and according to the dodginess of D/L Bangladesh would probably have only needed about 12 in 5 to get through!
P.S. Love that you are all about Bangladesh lately, rather than S.A. You can take the girl out of Dhaka ...
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