Normally, there are pigs with wings up there before England wins anything like this.
I'm just gonna smile sweetly, because I can't understand a word you're saying you ginger, geordie twat.
Really? Because KP said this was his.
I haven't held one of these since I opened for the Crumpets XI at School. What was that? Please, please try not to smack Graeme Swann with it? I'll do my best, but even the PM is not perfect.
Quick! Shut the door - Colly's coming! We don't want him in here stealing KP's thunder!
And a fabulous day was had by all, except Colly who had the door shut in his face.
And probably David Cameron who had to put up with KP eating his bikkies all day and Graeme Swann on his furniture. He probably had the cleaners in when it was all over.
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I think Cameron may need to get a priest in to perform an exorcism on Swann, judging by the fourth photo.
Now you've made me cry!
Oh yeah, Swann does look evil there.
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