Thursday, 3 June 2010

The scary things you do when there is no Aussie cricket on to write about

I went to Youtube and ... gulp ... searched for Shane Watson.

Please forgive me. I was very VERY bored.

He can sing, he can probably dance as well but I'm too scared to go searching for evidence (you never what you'll come across),  yet adverts is something Twatto should be banned from doing immediately:



Heaven help us.

Is it just me or are the bimbos excessively excited? Someone should tell them it's only Twatto, then they'll calm down.

They probably think Hauritz is about to come out.

10 thoughts on this post:

JenSurname said...

Hauritz is going to come out? I had no idea he was gay! ;)

Purna said...

At least he didn't take off his shirt and THEN fix his hair...sorry, I shouldn't be giving him ideas.

Sidthegnomenator said...

For the love of God, Purna, don't encourage him.

Jen, if Hauritz turns out to be gay I will cry a river.

Stani Army said...

....come to think of it, he does look gay.

Sorry

sharla- huge michael clarke and aussie fan said...

I thought i was the only one who thought he looked gay.....say it aint so

Stani Army said...

Sharla,
Michael Clarke told me.

Louise said...

Ugh!

Sidthegnomenator said...

Nooooooooo - Hauritz is NOT gay!! I won't allow it.

Stani Army said...

I know how you feel Sid. A while back, there were rumours that Katie Melua was a lesbian. I was heartbroken. Although, come to think of it, two for the price of one isn't a bad deal. I'd cope.

Care to tell us how you're gonna go about not allowing it?

Sidthegnomenator said...

Abduction? Rape? Molestation?

Or just my irresistable charms, that are sure to bring him around.