The super no-ball brothers - watch them bowl and try to guess on which ball their foot will go over the line. Pay a small amount for the gamble, or a larger amount (direct to the brothers) for a dead cert cash win.
Mr Teeth - watch him grit his teeth as he bats and then loses. He grits his teeth even harder if you accuse him of deliberately being shit (he wants you all to know that he is shit involuntarily).
The incredible strangling man - just smack him gently with your cricket pad and watch with amazement as he explodes; he'll grab you by the neck and throw you against a wall. You might even consider calling the police, you'll be so shocked.
The amazing pointing man - accuse his players of cheating, offer evidence, put him on the spot and make the world news focus on his team; keep it up and it won't be long until he starts pointing the finger at you and anyone else he can think of, whether or not he has evidence. He can't help himself, he just starts pointing that finger.
Be quick - the circus is only in town for one more day!
On its final night, for the grand finale, you too can be involved in the outcome of the cricket circus - just deposit as much cash as you can into either of the following bank accounts:
Mr A Strauss
Mr S Afridi
Whoever gets the most money deposited will lose the match in spectacular fashion. Don't miss it.
Be a part of the action at the Rose Bowl, Hampsire today, September 22nd.
NB. If you look closely during this match, you might even see the fabulous streaking man.
10 thoughts on this post:
Haha. First! (and probably last) *g*
hehehe ... nice try, sunshine! I think this one was just pushing it a bit when everyone just wanted that tour to be over.
I guess Pakistan got paid more then ;)
Yes, Craig - I gave as much as I could to the England-please-lose cause, but clearly it was not enough.
Na, they never get paid more...but I guess that is part of the problem if people are honest. And you would see this as soon as you get down from off of that perch you sit on.
Please don't make me get off my perch, Stani. The view is so nice from up here.
...how's it nice? Can't you see Hauritz's bald patch?
I can see that he DOES NOT have a bald patch.
:-P
...Yeh, he's covered it with his eyebrows :)
hahahaha ... My Lord has some bushy borws, they have got nothing on those things of Starc's.
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