Tuesday, 21 September 2010

I took money to write this post.

Andrew Strauss is a great batsman and the best captain England has ever had.

England will win the Ashes 5-0.

Graeme Swann is not a pratt and is a much better bowler than My Lord, no sorry - "not a pratt" is the best I can do there. There is not enough money in the world.

Paul Collinwood is a ginger dynamo (and is probably damn good in bed).

Stuart Broad is very manly and is in no way a daddy's boy.

Eoin Morgan is English through and through. He's even considering changing the spelling of his name.

Ian Bell is svelte.

KP is smart enough to be a brain surgeon, but chose cricket because he is just so very gifted ...

... you know what, I don't need money that badly ...

5 thoughts on this post:

Dave said...

I don't like sarcasm.

Anonymous said...

I always inspired by you, your views and attitude, again, appreciate for this nice post.

- Norman

sunny said...

Looks like you were offered a whole lotta money for writing this Sid. ;)

Stani Army said...

...Not sure Sunny. I'm getting the feeling it was more than just money. A farm full of fertile land with a bag full of Nathan Hauritz seeds that you can plant to grow little Nathans would not have been enough to convince her to write this.

So, what was it Sid. We want the truth.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Aaah, come on Dave - you love sarcasm! It's funny.

Stani and Sunny, I am not liberty to disclose exactly what I was offered but if you and the NOTW set up a secret camera ...

Norman, nice to have you here.