That's right, dammit - I play for Victoria not NSW. I am a bloody Vic!
It's a ball, right? You know what to do with it?
Fine, I'll go get the KFC again. I fucking hate this.
I think I'm doing something wrong when I bat ... what could it be?
Check how soft his hair is, that's because he only ever uses Hauritz sweat on it. See that?
Hey Smithy, you want gravy or what?
You're only a little thing, aren't you? Maybe you only need one of those mini-burgers. I'll let Shane know.
That way, Shane. KFC is that way, you stupid bastard.
Right, Shane - are you getting this? Dirk wants 3 pieces with chips and gravy; I want a burger; have you got the rest? Off you go then ...
What if I just took this and rammed it up ...?
Has someone gone for the KFC yet? Because, I tell you, Smithy here is getting peckish.
What? Shane forgot to get me hot'n'spicy?? That's it, he's going down!
2 thoughts on this post:
nice.
It would be nice if the Aussies win a series soonish. Like in the next 2 years.
At this point, I'll be happy if they just win one of the Ashes tests. Don't tell any of the England supporters I said that, though.
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