Tuesday, 9 November 2010

It's getting close and I'm getting worried

Clarke can deny it all he likes, but the team discontent looks pretty dismal from where I sit:

Pup's place as future captain and his general attitude is being questioned by the team, he seems to have fallen out with Twatto and he has a new bimbo in his life to take his mind off cricket.

Hauritz is pissing Punter off again and refusing to do as he's told (I knew there was a reason I loved that man. I just forgot it for a while). Newby on the selection panel, Greg Chappell, is backing Hauritz. Chappell also wants Hussey out and Hilditch doesn't, so how long do we give Chappell? I'm opening a book on it, put your bets in the comments*

And half the likely Ashes team is injured.

And we know it's the likely team because Hilditch has announced that, despite injuries to a few of them (and some general iffyness and some Twatto), the team will largely resemble the 2009 edition. Except for the inclusion of Dug the Rug. Who is still recovering from injury.

This is going well, isn't it?

I hope they have a good medical team on hand at the Gabba (and a first aid kit with Callum Ferguson in it).

*not really, you dopey bastards.

6 thoughts on this post:

Stani Army said...

Clarke + Watson = Clarkson

Sorry, random thought.

Is Callum Ferguson an anti-septic disinfectant?

Sidthegnomenator said...

Callum Ferguson could very well prove to be just that, especially if North or Hussey are wounded (or just shit).

Clarkson - hehehe. I might steal that. Assuming they keep fighting, that is.

Stani Army said...

It's all yours dear. You can even use it when they make a batting partnership...call it the Clarkson. Saves energy and will reduce your carbon foot print.

Lou said...

I'm kind of looking forward to it. Shame that Punter isn't injured as I'd love the first Ashes loss in dumdeedum years on Aus soil to be on Clarke's watch.

Sorry Sid, I know you fancy him but I think he's a rotter.

Sidthegnomenator said...

I wouldn't go so far as to say I fancy him. I think he's a good batsman and I have always thought he'd do well as captain, but it seems I may be getting wronger and wronger on that score.

Shamballa jewelry said...

Cricket players from Australia are always irritate which is not acceptable,thanks.