Agents Twat and Kat returned to the scene of play. The opposition returned to the field.
Report on Agents' positions as follows:
Agent Twat - impressive with the bat, but little battles with partner, Agent Kat, must be stopped. 36.
Agent Kat - as slow and solid as ever. Needs to smack Agent Twat around the head at times. 50.
Agent P - not good enough. Suffered at the hands of a Lancastrian with a poor record in Australia. 10.
Agent Pup - also not good enough. Attacked by a little girl then taken out by Finn. 9.
Agent N - yikes. 1.
Agent Hads - Looking impressive in his support role with Agent Muss. Current status = 22
Agent Muss - stepped up and took the opposition by the throat. May have saved the day for our operatives. Current status = 81.
Mission status - 5 hits gone for 220.
Report ends.
4 thoughts on this post:
I hope tomorrow it isn't agent Huss alone doing his job. Agent Hads will have to stay awake, else Australia will be tumbling.
Every game Mussey makes a ton, we're bound to win.
Just kidding.
I strongly suspect Agent N might be batting for the other team. Not even bribed Agents from P produced iffy shots like that ... and they were paid to!
Kainath, Kainath - if only 'twere true.
I suspect Agent Johns might be working for the English as well. He was handing them boundaries yesterday, the bastard.
I hate to say it, but the Agent Ferg must be neaby by now??
Sunny, Agent Hads is indestructable.
Some of the time.
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