Sunday, 28 November 2010

Operation Ashes Retrieval - Day 4 of 25

Operatives returned to the field. Opposition agents Strauss and Cook - aka smarmy gits - took to the middle.

Report on agents' position as follows:

Agent Hilf - fail

Agent Sids - fail

Agent N - really? 1 hit?

Agent Johns - epic fail

Agent X - nobody's Lord and thus fail

Agent Twat - epic fail

Agent Pitch - too slow and pissy

Opposition status - too f@*%£ng good
Mission status - beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Report ends

12 thoughts on this post:

Adrian said...

Damn. Just damn. The Poms are going to hammer us; if we thought the Cardiff scrape was a series turner, think how the bastards must be feeling now.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Oh yeah, Strauss will play it out to a boring draw. I guess it's better than losing, which was always on the cards with out batting lineup's amazing ability to collapse.

Anonymous said...

I dunno, They've got two choices. Bat for another full day or (and I think the best bet) try for a 300 - 350 lead by Lunch / just after and give ourselves half a day to bowl out Oz.

If we go for the draw we'll count ourselves lucky. We need a win to roll over confidence

Craig said...

^ That was me by the way. Bloody thing! :P

Rishabh said...

England don't have to go for the win, draws will help them retain the urn. It's the Aussies who'll need to force it!

Craig said...

Oh My!!!

sunny said...

571-1. How miserable looks that?

I think the Aussies had better terminated the Operation Ashes Retrieval right now. Better than (hopefully not) receiving a spanking from the Pommie agents.

Sidthegnomenator said...

What a disaster!! It was so bad, it made me literally sick.

A draw is not good for us - we always win the Gabba, it's our confidence booster. That's why every Ashes campaign starts there.

This is not good.

I hear we're getting Bolly and Harris - who is going? Please let it be Johnson!!

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