Operatives returned to the field. Opposition agents Strauss and Cook - aka smarmy gits - took to the middle.
Report on agents' position as follows:
Agent Hilf - fail
Agent Sids - fail
Agent N - really? 1 hit?
Agent Johns - epic fail
Agent X - nobody's Lord and thus fail
Agent Twat - epic fail
Agent Pitch - too slow and pissy
Opposition status - too f@*%£ng good
Mission status - beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Report ends
12 thoughts on this post:
Damn. Just damn. The Poms are going to hammer us; if we thought the Cardiff scrape was a series turner, think how the bastards must be feeling now.
Oh yeah, Strauss will play it out to a boring draw. I guess it's better than losing, which was always on the cards with out batting lineup's amazing ability to collapse.
I dunno, They've got two choices. Bat for another full day or (and I think the best bet) try for a 300 - 350 lead by Lunch / just after and give ourselves half a day to bowl out Oz.
If we go for the draw we'll count ourselves lucky. We need a win to roll over confidence
^ That was me by the way. Bloody thing! :P
England don't have to go for the win, draws will help them retain the urn. It's the Aussies who'll need to force it!
Oh My!!!
571-1. How miserable looks that?
I think the Aussies had better terminated the Operation Ashes Retrieval right now. Better than (hopefully not) receiving a spanking from the Pommie agents.
What a disaster!! It was so bad, it made me literally sick.
A draw is not good for us - we always win the Gabba, it's our confidence booster. That's why every Ashes campaign starts there.
This is not good.
I hear we're getting Bolly and Harris - who is going? Please let it be Johnson!!
There is obviously a lot to know about this. I think you made some good points in Features also. Keep working ,great job!
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