Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Operation Ashes Retrieval - ERROR MESSAGE!

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unable to connect
trying again in 3...2...1...
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unable to connect
trying again in 3...2...1...

Computer unable to generate Operation Ashes Retrieval report, day 5 of 25.
Computer developed virus over opposition man with mascara stomping all over Agent Don (deceased).
Computer spent the night and most of the following day vomiting from said virus.

System fail
Mission fail
Opposition bastards

Operation Ashes Retrieval suspended for three days.
Computer to now run anti-virus software, ibuprofen, and return temporarily to sleep mode.

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SHUT DOWN

3 thoughts on this post:

Craig said...

Ahhh, hope you get better!

Think of it this way, Oz weren't as bad as they looked.

It was a rubbish pitch, noone could get anything out of it last two days.

Stani Army said...

How can you let Cook me a double bubble? How? You know what you've done Sid, you've gone and secured him his place in the England side for the next 10 years.

Forget winning or losing the Ashes...the worst thing that could have happened has already happened.

Cook, a double century?

You need to apologise to the cricketing world.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Stani, it really was afwul. I think the pitch got all slow and crap and when Cook starting firing, the Aussies just thought: "Well, if he can bat like that off our bowling, we don't deserve the Ashes - here you go, England, have it".

Craig, I guess this is why you bat first at the Gabba. Initially, it seemed like Strauss had made the wrong decision but the pitch turned and he was justified. Sans Hussey and they had it won easily.

Is it sad that we often rely on Hussey to save us? Are the other batsmen and the selectors still not getting it?