Monday, 6 December 2010

Operation Ashes Retrieval - Day 9 of 25

Status is as follows:

Agents Twat, Kat, Pup and Muss have attempted a comeback.
Computer registers that had they not completely failed in the first innings, this might be game on.

Agent P failed. Again.
Computer is sending a mail bomb.

Mission status - too little too late
Opposition status - bastards

Computer is ashamed to admit she is counting on bad weather to save the operation.
Computer is not ashamed to admit she dislikes Oppostion Agent Massive Jaw even more than ever.

Report ends

10 thoughts on this post:

bettiwettiwoo said...

Has computer considered the possibility that Agent N might be a double agent? He looks fishy enough.

Soulberry said...

Nice look to your blog.

Hang in...plenty of game left.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Computer had agent Johns down as a double agent last week but dropping him hasn't changed anything - someone else must be as well. I would say Agent N but then he would have to have been a double agent for everybody we have played in the last year. Is that likely? I suspect it is more likely that he is just a bit shit.

Soulberry - I get down very quickly over these things. I have found that when I'm optimistic, things go bad and when I'm down I get pleasantly surprised. It's not working this time, though :-(

sunny said...

I have my suspicions about Agent P. Scoring only when a draw is inevitable? Hmmmm....
You also mentioned something the other day of him wanting to retain the prestigious record of being the most horrible Aussie cap'n in the Ashes. He must be working hard for that.

It's sad Sid, but I'm still optimistic. If the Aussies can just draw this one and then win a couple? Oh God, PLEASE.

Lou said...

Never fear, Huss is here.

Or at least there. Mind you, he can't keep this object lesson in keeping your head while all around you lose theirs going for much longer. He's not as young as he used to be.

I also very grateful that we wouldn't get such weird twitters from him.

The Cricket Couch said...

Cheer up Kirbs. Rains are on the way.

Sidthegnomenator said...

And so the rains came ... but 'twas not to be in time.

Now we need to win at least 2.

Bugger.

Anonymous said...

I think, that you are not right. Let's discuss.

Anonymous said...

In my opinion it is obvious. I recommend to you to look in google.com

Anonymous said...

Quite, yes