Somewhere in Adelaide, on Tuesday night, a big blonde headed monkey sleeps in his Don Bradman pyjamas ... and then a light appears ...
... he wakes ... a lady with wings and a wand is standing over him ...
"Shane, Shane ... this is your fairy godmother speaking. You will wake up tomorrow and you will say to yourself I am sick of Australia being England's bunny. And hence, you will go tomorrow to the T20 match and you will kick some English butt. And you will go to Melbourne and do it again and again and somewhere in there Australia will actually win something ... allrighty?
Oh, and don't let the rest of the team in on the plan, because that would make things too easy."
She turns to fly through the window, then stops and speaks again:
"And you should let some stubble grow. I hear it looks sexy. Cheerio."
And in a puff of smoke, lo she was gone.
Shane cried in fear and Cameron had to bring him some hot chocolate and a teddy bear to calm him down. But at least he did as he was told.
7 thoughts on this post:
Watto was just brilliant.
So were Michael Hussey and White. Peace.
Hope people don't overlook what slow-brain Haddin did, though. Missing those many chances in a single game...
Wait, what did I miss about Houdini Hads today? Did Kamran Akmal influence him or what?
And Twatto...well, that 161 was a tad too surprising and much. If he doesn't fail miserably in the next game....I'll pretend he did. I really need to keep my sanity.
I've noticed I'm getting much less commentage on my Watto pisstake posts lately. Are people fickle much or what?
I think Mussey and Watson could win the world cup between them. And with White for back up, we should walk it in.
Nice to see Pup get a few today as well.
for some reason, I pictured the fairy godmother to be shane warne :)
as for aussie world cup chances, I'm still not impressed with the bowling...they really need hauritz back on the subcontinental pitches...
Aaah, Tracer - why didn't I think of that? I could just see fatty Warne in fairy wings!
On an unrelated aside, any idea why James Hopes was not picked in the World Cup squad??
No Jimmy and, I can't believe I', saying this, no Ryan Harris. Harris has been a decent limited overs bowlers. Also no Siddle ... but plenty of spin! I am chuffed.
I can stop writing nasty letters to Hilbitch now.
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