Wednesday, 26 January 2011

What if, what if, what if?


What if Twatto had batted just a little bit longer?
What if Haddin had, too?
What if Collingwood was less ginger?
What if Stevie Smith had got a half century?
What if Dussey was an even better more flukey bowler?
What if Trott had eaten the dodgy prawn curry I gave him last night?
What if Shaun Marsh wasn't just a flash in the pan?
What if My Lord didn't have a dicky shoulder?
What if Dougie had more hair?
What if I had married a Canadian, didn't bite my fingernails? had better penmanship?

Ah well, 299 was a mighty score to chase down and we gave it a bloody good try. At least we didn't have a major batting collapse (you know, like we did throughout the Ashes). And at least we're still 2 up.

Or so I will tell myself for the next couple of days, anyway.

6 thoughts on this post:

Laura said...

Just remember: at least Australia has improved from Day 1 of the Boxing Day Test. :)

likeatracerbullet said...

As a famously obnoxious commie said,'there are no ifs and buts in cricket!'

Sidthegnomenator said...

I don't think we could've done much worse than the first day of the boxing day test, Laura. Oh wait ... day 1 at Headingley.

Sigh.

Well, Tracer, I'm bringing in the "ifs". There are now bloody ifs. I'll think about the "buts" though. Maybe I could be a commentator?

Suhas said...

This post is really zen, considering what your Lord has been through. Here's hoping he recovers in time for the Cup (or is that a lost cause already?)

Great to see Lee back and bowling well, though. He's added a much-needed spark to the side.

Sidthegnomenator said...

I hope he'll be back, but they are talking like it's over for him. I can't believe he got himself injured on his first time out for Oz in so long. He's been very unlucky.

It is good to see Lee back and I am a big fan of Tait, but they do have a tendency to get injured. If they can stay fit and Watson and Hussey can keep firing, we might just do ok in the cup.

We won't win it, though.

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