OK, Pup - these are bats. You hit the ball with them. Do you think you could go out there and give it a try for a fucking change?
No, hit the ball, Pup, hit the fucking ball. Can we get Twatto to bowl to him for a bit? Should make Pup at least think he's doing good.
What the hell are we going to do with him? When did he become so useless? Even Twatto's bowling is worrying him.
I'm not gonna look. Maybe he's uncomfortable with me watching? I am a legend, after all.
Trying not to look at Pup being rubbish. Twatto's bowling ain't much to write home about either, but I'm used to that.
Aah, Jesus Christ. You let Twatto bowl you? What the hell? We won't even beat Zimbabwe at this rate. For fuck's sakes - can I have Shaun Marsh instead, please?
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I swear he's supposed to have two balls there, not two bats. You reckon that's why Ricky looks disappointed? I would have thought it'd be a good retaliation to a bowler: "I've got bats for balls"
I think Mrs Ponting would be pretty disappointed at the lack of balls as well, to be honest. Although, she might not be forced to ever procreate with Punter again, so maybe not.
Pup could use getting some balls.
Or at least learning how to use a bat.
Picture posts- my absolute favourites, Sid.
But hasn't Pup been batting better these days? Ricky will get grumpy about anything though; poor bloke is becoming senile. And he isn't even forty.
Cold comfort!
OK, bearing in mind that Ponting is 3 days younger than me, let's leave off the senility talk!!
Pup was better in the ODI series against England but stunk in the two warm ups and throughout the rest of the summer. He is improving, but I's like some more consistency from him.
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