Stand back, suckers - the Dog is here.

Dear Everyone who ever criticised me (including Sid),

I think I probably rule now, so you can all stop being mean to me. I was even better than your precious Ponting today, so there. Of course, you'll all just say that you knew all along I would be because you are fickle bastards.

It's a good thing Cam remembers how to spin, because his batting is still shite; and Timmy you might just get a chance if Hads keeps cocking up like that. And I can do it, because I am the captain now.

I really, really am.

I'd be pissed at Twatto as well, except he is being haunted by the ghost of Bradman (who's about to beat the shit out of him) so he has enough on his plate already ------------------------------------------------------------------->>>

From Mike "I'm not the pup anymore" Clarke

P.S. Purna, bite me.