Monday, 16 May 2011

My Lord Cometh ... maybe ...

Dear Sweet Andy H,

I want to go to Sri Lanka. I know I haven't been fit and my shoulder has been fairly well fucked and that, let's be honest, you don't really like me that much, but I am working really really hard and I want to go. We all know Rick had issues with me standing up for myself having opinions, but that's just because he was an arrogant a grumpy bastard and had no idea what to do with his spinners. Now that you have finally got rid of him he has stood down, he has no say in whether you let me back in and Pup and me are totally BFFs (ever since I promised to rub his feet every day if I get to go to Sri Lanka) so he will want me there.

Come on, it's Sri Lanka man! You want some spin in Sri Lanka ... so take Little Stevie and let me come along for the ride.

Pretty pretty please?

I'm willing to give gifts.

Love and kisses
Nate
x

P.S. Doherty was one bad enough, but if Jason fucking Krejza gets to go instead of me I'm liable to get homicidal.

5 thoughts on this post:

The Cricket Musings said...

Not the first time Australia players have been ignored.

Hodge, Clark, Love, Cook just to name a few.

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Sidthegnomenator said...

Wow, Majid - desperate much?

Musings, you're right - Clark was one I wrote about a year or so ago, even Brett Lee was ignored for a while there in the last few years. Cameron White deserves a chance in the longer format, too. This is exactly why CA needs an overhaul.

Will it ever happen?

Anonymous said...

Don't know about Cam White. Shaun Marsh needs a shot at some point. It's just rude if they don't. He's so lovely to watch bat and Cam most definitely isn't.

I can't stand much more technical ugliness in the Aus team than is already there.

Sidthegnomenator said...

I love Shaunie, but every time I get excited that he is picked he does badly. Maybe I need to start hating him, so he can do well.