Oh god, there's more!

And in a disturbing twist on the last post, I now hear that Shane Warne is getting offers to make a Bollywood film.

I tried to come up with some clever song and dance post, with a doctored picture of Warnie in a dhoti, but the image in my head of the fat bastard dancing around and - Nate help us - singing was just too much for my little brain to bear.

Warne should be banned from anything other than coaching and the occasional charity cricket match - no talk shows, no interviews of any kind and no films, please!