So, flicked over to crapinfo just now to check out what Tremlett's doing to the Sri Lankan batsman. I knew something was going on - and going on in England's favour - because my husband, true Englishman that he is, is suddenly watching the match. And naturally, I went over to the Australia page to see what's going on with a real cricket team (pauses to consider potential snide commentage on that one)
(and continues, not really giving a toss)
I saw the article titled "Smith bullish about playing for Clarke" and, being an Aussie and all, I thought it said "Bullshit". So I read more.
Only to discover that it is, indeed, bullshit:
Steven Smith, the Australia legspinning allrounder, has called Michael Clarke a "very, very good captain of spin".
He's helped me out a lot," Smith told the Daily Telegraph. "He's a big believer in giving a bit of protection when you start off ...
Mike is the best captain ever, ever, ever and I really like it when he shares his hair products with me.
Seriously, Steve, it's not necessary - My Lord is injured and the other two are headed to Zimbabwe. Unless they decide to go for X (oh, please), you will probably get picked. Calm down.
Anyone else think Crapinfo went for that title deliberately? I hope so.