From: shaun.marsh@notsimonkatich.com.au
Mike,
Right, everybody’s had their say about Katto being dropped – none more so than Kat himself – and we’ve all done interviews and said how bad we feel; great player yada yada yada but a few days have passed and now it’s time for some opportunistic grave jumping – can I be the new opener, please?
Come on, I’m so much better at this than Phil. Well, really I’m just a bit better than Phil but he’s a little kid and my dad’s all famous and shit. Plus, I need to get all test matchy before someone discovers that my little bro is actually a better player than me – Please can I open with Shane? Please?
I know being the only guy who uses more hair product that you is a bit intimidating, but I’ll let you have all my towels in the change room. Promise.
Big Kisses,
Shaunie
*****
From: michael.clarke@dontstranglemearsehole.com.au
Sorry … who are you again?
Mike “Dog” Clarke
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