The Smack List

The Top Ten. Be warned, this is bound to grow:





Graeme Swann - isn't this a face you'd like to whack with a banana?











Andrew Strauss - aaah despair, looks good on him doesn't it?







 




Kevin Pietersen - or could it be George Michael? Nah, he's not in the closet ...












And the rest ...

Scott Styris
Andrew Hilditch
Lalit Modi
Chris Gayle
Shahid Afridi
Harbhajan Singh
Stuart Broad
    With special mention to The "K" Word (we do NOT invoke).

    Any suggestions? email me


    14 thoughts on this post:

    Adrian said...

    re Swann: I don't hate fruit that much.

    Sidthegnomenator said...

    I hate bananas that much, I'm scared of them - that's why cricketers I dont like frequently get hit with a banana round here.

    Wes said...

    Pietersen on 1!!! God... arghhh... on 0!!!

    sunny said...

    That's a pretty agreeable list, but aren't there too many Pommies on it? It's good to see though that Swann is topping the list..

    Sidthegnomenator said...

    It's not possible to have too many Poms on my smack list, Sunny. I will be adding more in time, no doubt.

    Anonymous said...

    dont 4get smallma butt


    chaos!

    Sidthegnomenator said...

    I'll consider it, Joel.

    Anonymous said...

    Don't you think Ginger Pom deserves a spot somewhere there too?

    Sidthegnomenator said...

    But I love Ginger Pom ...

    :-(

    mihir said...

    haha... I like the Swann sarcasm !!

    Dave (World Cricket Watch) said...

    Hey Sid,

    I saw your smack list and felt compelled to write a piece on the 10 things to love about Graeme Swann.

    http://worldcricketwatch.com/ashes-2010/ashes-2010-10-things-to-love-about-graeme-swann/

    Would love to hear your response...

    Sidthegnomenator said...

    Playing with fire, Dave. Playing with fire.

    Dean @ Cricket Betting Blog said...

    You'll be adding Trott to that after the 1st test, if he's at the crease for any length of time he'll drive you Aussies mad with all his scratching around and time wasting.

    Even us poms get pissed off with it at times.

    Sidthegnomenator said...

    I think I should add Trott now, I suspect he will be the man Australia worry about this summer.

    Problem is - I like him.

    At the moment. Give it time.